諾維茨基在足球場上大秀倒掛金鈎,德國沒攬入這位大將是世界盃敗因?

美國JRS之聲2019-04-14 02:08:04

Dirk Nowitzki showing off his athleticism on the soccer field

德克-諾維斯基在足球場上秀了一把自己的運動能力




[–]PetThePizza 383 指標 11小時前 

Is that his signature leg up fadeaway?

這應該就是老司機的招牌金雞獨立後仰了吧?


[–]RaptorsTonsOfDumplings 4875 指標 11小時前 

If you don't love this, you don't love NBA football!

如果你不喜歡這個,那你根本就不愛NBA足球!


[–]RocketsStevieTheFranchise 75 指標 10小時前 

If you dont't love this, you dont't love the Bundesliga

如果你不喜歡這個,那你根本就不愛德甲聯賽!


[–][BOS] Kevin Garnettaivpt 723 指標 11小時前 

The slo mo really does it for me lmao

慢動作回放真的讓我笑出聲了哈哈哈哈。。


[–]Jambaman1200 104 指標 9小時前 

It’s in real time.

這沒慢放。🐶


[–]76ersimAkri 321 指標 10小時前 

The face wide smile cracks me up

老司機這巨大而純真的微笑真是讓我笑到不行。


[–]WarriorsWakingRage 133 指標 9小時前 

He's such a cheesy goofball.

搞怪老表的形象躍然紙上。


[–][CLE] Ricky DavisKid_Kryp-to-nite 81 指標 9小時前 

I love him so much.

我太愛這個男人了。




[–][PHI] Ben Simmonskillxgoblin 1767 指標 11小時前 

How can one person not love Dirk

怎麼可能會有人不愛老司機呢。


[–]Celticsowterash 113 指標 11小時前 

dirksmiling.gif

手動插入老司機微笑.gif。


[–]Cavalierstruth__bomb 47 指標 9小時前 

Stop! My girlfriend will be home any second!

別亂發東西!我女友隨時都可能回家好吧!


[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiLogansGambit 598 指標 10小時前 

I imagine Heat fans arent the most loving towards the greatest player to ever play in any sport ever.

獨行俠球迷:我覺得熱火球迷應該不會特別喜歡這位所有體育項目的歷史第一人吧!🐶


[–]HeatAOIM_CubanJ 315 指標 10小時前 

HATED him from 2006 2011.

RESPECTED/LIKED him after 2011.

熱火球迷:2006到2011年我都恨他,但2011年之後我對他充滿敬意和喜愛之情。


[–]hunterstimsen 108 指標 10小時前 

I'm a German heat fan. I definitely love Dirk, despite everything. And although it was against us I really secretly granted him the title in 2011. We dicked on him in '06 so I really wanted him to get the title at least once before he retires even if it had to be against the heat.

我是一名來自德國的熱火球迷。不管怎樣,我都愛他。所以雖然2011年他帶隊和我熱爭冠,但私底下我真的是希望他能拿到總冠軍。06年我熱支配了他,所以即使對手是我的主隊,我真的希望他至少在退役之前能拿到一冠。


[–]das_ist_das_ende 137 指標 10小時前 

I'm a German heat fan

So you were the one blowing all this hot air in Germany this year!

“我是一名來自德國的熱火球迷”

德國今年這麼熱看來是你搞的鬼?




[–]NBAKharn14 870 指標 11小時前 

Needs some lessons from Crouch

老司機需要跟克勞奇取取經呀。


[–][NYK] Kristaps PorzingisRamessesTheOK 211 指標 11小時前 

like so?

視頻摸我

尼克斯球迷:比如這個?



[–]RocketsFistoftw 225 指標 11小時前 

Crouch is 6'7' for people who don't know. Not quite Dirk height but still very impressive.

給不知道的人科普下:克勞奇身高2米01,沒有老司機那麼高,但也足夠🐂🍺了。


[–]NuggetsBsk98 86 指標 10小時前 

6'7' without shoes

掘金球迷:而且還是裸足身高2.01米。


[–]Nuggetssetfaeserstostun 163 指標 10小時前 

6'7" while crouching.

蹲着的時候兩米零一(crouch的雙關)。




[–]RaptorsMeglomaniac 801 指標 11小時前 

Its good to see a guy having a blast with his friends.

We've all tried to pull off something silly when you're playing with your mates so you can brag about it for the next 20 years.

If he would have pull this off he would have been a LEGEND.

司機和自己的朋友們玩得這麼開心,棒呀。

在和朋友們一起玩耍的時候,我們總會嘗試做一些蠢蠢的事情,這樣在接下來的20年才有吹牛逼的資本。

如果老司機這球能進,那他絕對會成為一個傳奇。


[–]jallain 224 指標 11小時前 

he is a legend!

他就是傳奇啊!


[–]T-RUNTHOUSAND 237 指標 10小時前 

among friends though! his true friends don’t give a shit about his NBA legend status.

Dirk: I’m an NBA Legend. Dirk’s friend: what do you want a fucking medal? go get some beer.

哈哈哈,但在朋友間就不會啦!真實世界裏他的密友們才不會在乎他的NBA傳奇地位呢。

司機:我是個NBA傳奇人物。

司機朋友:你還想讓老子給你發個獎狀呢?趕緊給老子拿瓶啤酒過來。




[–]KarlHungusIII 98 指標 11小時前 

Heard an interview with Dirk where he said he was terrible at soccer as a kid, and coaches/friends just told him to play goalie. Tennis was his sport aside from basketball.

之前看過一個老司機的採訪,他説自己小時候足球水平很爛,教練和朋友們就讓他當守門員。

網球才是他的第二運動。


[–]Grizzlies1derfulHam 486 指標 11小時前 

We in the states don't know how lucky we are to have Dirk. Most of the best talent in Europe is out there playing football, but Nowitzki chose bball.

我們這些美國球迷簡直身在福中不知福。大部分歐洲的天才球員都去踢足球了,而老司機卻選擇了籃球。


[–][HOU] Stromile SwiftWings333 290 指標 11小時前 

Footballers are rarely over 6 foot 5 though, he didn't really have choice haha

火箭球迷:很少有身高超過1.96米的足球運動員吧,老司機其實也沒啥選擇的餘地哈哈。


[–]NBAneedleRick11 272 指標 10小時前 

But if Lebron chose soccer we’d win the World Cup /s

但如果勒布朗選擇去踢了足球,我們鐵定就能拿下世界盃冠軍了。🐶


[–][HOU] Stromile SwiftWings333 199 指標 10小時前 

His back would tire up a lot quicker from carrying 10 players though /s

這樣的話勒布朗的背會累癱得更快,因為他可是身背十名隊友在前進。


[–]76ersnugcityharambe 189 指標 11小時前 

If Germany's best athletes were playing Soccer they may have done better in the world cup smh

如果德國最好的運動員們都去踢足球,那他們這屆世界盃就不至於這麼慘啦。哎!


[–]BenS19 49 指標 11小時前 

6'11 guy wont make the best footballer tho

2.11米的身高可不是理想足球運動員的選材啊。


[–]76ersnugcityharambe 97 指標 11小時前 

Agreed I'm being sarcastic lol

同意樓上。我是在反諷啦。




[–]HawksAARonBalakay22 58 指標 11小時前 

Bayern Munich just found their Robben replacement

驚!拜仁慕尼黑找到了羅本的替代品!


[–]CautionarySnow 118 指標 11小時前 

Lmao only Dirk! This man is a gem. How many celebs/athletes would try something like this when there’s a 0% chance of it working.

哈哈哈哈也就只有老司機了!這老哥就是個活寶。你們想想有多少明星或運動員明知成功率為0%還願意嘗試這種操作。


[–]BenS19 251 指標 11小時前 

Tbf. Thats a very hard shot to pull off. Especially being as tall as he is.

沒毛病。這是個非常困難的射門動作,尤其老司機還有這麼高的身高。


[–]Lando_McMillan 83 指標 11小時前 

Zlatan would like a word (I know Dirk is like 5-6 inches taller than Ibra)

等等,伊布有話説。(我知道老司機應該比伊布能高出12-15釐米左右)


[–]BenS19 101 指標 11小時前 

Or peter crouch lmao. I think hes like 6'8 and he scored a bycicle kick once.

哈哈哈或者彼得-克勞奇啊,他好像有2.03米左右,而且他進過一個倒鈎射門。


[–]Lakersk1ngmad 410 指標 11小時前 

I don’t think anyone’s judging him for not hitting a bicycle kick goal

額,我也不覺得有人會因為司機沒有進倒鈎而批評他啊。


[–][MIN] Wally Szczerbiakisackjohnson 158 指標 11小時前 

I also don't think Dirk himself ever had any hopes that this shot would go in, he's just a goon.

我甚至覺得老司機自己都知道這次射門沒戲,所以他只是賣賣蠢而已。



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